WHAT IS THE 'YENTA CENTA'?
The one place where you can admit to being a Nincompoop In A Nanosecond
The place where coffee still comes in Small, Medium, and Large, and not "Tall," "Grande," and "Venti"
WHERE IS THE 'YENTA CENTA'?
Who knows! You're on The Internet! Maybe you're in Secaucus for all I know.
WHAT IS A 'YENTA'?
A busybody. In the old days, a yenta was like a newspaper with a kerchief.
But times like these need a professional Yenta. You think you don't need a professional like me? See if you can answer these questions:
(1) Why is outer space the one place where men & women are equals?
(2) Who is Norbert Weiner and why should you blame him for this mess we're in?
(3) What is the official song of the Cyber Age?
If you got even one wrong then you need to buy my book: CyberYenta's Old-Fashioned Wisdom For Newfangled Times
HERE'S WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING:
If you've been wondering what that sound is,it's me ieading this book and laughing out loud."
Seth Rogovoy, The Berkshire Jewish Voice (and author of The Essential Klezmer)
"Most readers will be too busy laughing to debate the book's literary qualifications."
Rabbi Rachel Esserman, The Reporter