SEE CYBERYENTA'S APPEARANCE SCHEDULE



WHAT IS THE 'YENTA CENTA'?

The one place where you can admit to being a Nincompoop in a Nanosecond!

The place where coffee still comes in Small, Medium, and Large, and not "Tall," "Grande," and "Venti"

WHERE IS THE 'YENTA CENTA'?
Where? Who knows! You're on The Web. Maybe you're in Secaucus for all I know.

WHAT IS A 'YENTA'?
A busybody. In the old days,a yenta was like a newspaper with a kerchief.
But times like these need a professional Yenta. You think you don't need a professional like me? See if you can answer these questions:
(1) Why is outer space the one place where men & women are equals?
(2) Who is Norbert Weiner and why should you blame him for this mess we're in?
(3) What is the official song of the Cyber Age?

If you got even one wrong then you need to buy my book: CyberYenta's Old-Fashioned Wisdom For Newfangled Times

HERE'S WHAT THE CRITICS ARE SAYING:
"If you've been wondering what that sound is, it's me in the other room reading this book and laughing out loud." -Seth Rogovoy, The Berkshire Jewish Voice (and author of The Essential Klezmer)

"Most readers will be too busy laughing to debate the book's literary qualifications." - Rabbi Rachel Esserman, The Reporter

YOU TOO CAN REVIEW MY BOOK! Buy From Amazon and say a few words while you're at it! (Just Click On The Link Above)

So Bubeleh, take off that rag you call a coat, have a nice cup of tea and relax. CyberYenta has advice and opinions on everything and never fills your head with nonsense. From me you can expect the truth. (And some day you'll even thank me for it.)

Don't be a stranger. Tell me all about your own experiences, or ask a little question: Talk To CyberYenta

CYBERYENTA'S (Once Upon A Time) APPEARANCE SCHEDULE
(If You Ask Nice, Maybe I'll Make An Appearance By You)
New York, NY - Congregation Dereth El - September 8, 2001 Noon
Hastings-On-Hudson, NY -Hastings Reform Church - October 3, 2001 7:30 pm
Oceanside, Long Island, NY - Oceanside YM & YWHA - October 22, 2001 1 pm
Cedarhurst, Long Island, NY- Greater 5 Towns YM & YWHA - October 29, 2001 2 pm
Tarrytown, NY - Temple Beth Abraham - October 16, 2001 12:30
Stamford, CT - Stamford JCC - November 1, 2001 6:30
Woodbridge, CT - JCC of Greater New Haven - November 9, 2001 10:00 am
West Hartford, CT - JCC Of Greater Hartford - November 9, 2001 1:30 pm
White Plains, NY - L'Dor V'Dor Hadassah Group - November 14, 2001
Wayne, NJ -Goldman Judaica Library - November 18, 2001 10:30 am
Queens, NY -Central Queens YM & YWHA - November 20, 2001 1:30 pm
New City, NY -Rockland YM & YWHA - December 5, 2001 12:30 pm
Tarrytown, NY -JCC on the Hudson - December 5, 2001 7:00 pm
New York City, NY -14th Street Y - December 10, 2001 7:00 pm
Freehold, NJ - JCC of Western Monmouth - March 10, 2002 3:00 pm
Dobbs Ferry, NY - Greenburgh Hebrew Center - March 11, 2002 8:00 pm
Whippany, N.J. - JCC MetroWest - March 15, 2002 11 am
Briarcliff Manor, N.Y. - Congregation Sons Of Israel - November 12, 2002


LINKS TO OTHER FUN & INTERESTING SITES:
Lori's Mishmash Humor Page, Jewish World Review On-Line Magazine, The Source For Everything Jewish, The Jewish People, The Jewish Magazine, The Yiddish World Of Michael Wex, Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee



So nu? Enjoy yourself a little!


OLD YIDDISH EXPRESSION
Everyone Complains That The Yenta Is A Yenta,
But Everyone Wants To Hear Her News.


CyberYenta and the Yenta Centa are legal trademarks. The contents of these pages are copyrighted © by Rachel Levine, 1998. For information on reproduction and/or licensing send email.